{"id":4226,"date":"2019-08-06T09:33:29","date_gmt":"2019-08-06T07:33:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zti.il.pw.edu.pl\/?p=4226"},"modified":"2019-08-07T10:53:24","modified_gmt":"2019-08-07T08:53:24","slug":"gratuluje-poczucia-humoru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zti.il.pw.edu.pl\/?p=4226","title":{"rendered":"Gratuluj\u0119 poczucia humoru!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kiedy\u015b podobno jaka\u015b szko\u0142a piel\u0119gniarska prowadzi\u0142a rekrutacj\u0119 b\u0105d\u017a wr\u0119cz studia na kierunku budownictwo t\u0142umacz\u0105c to tym, \u017ce piel\u0119gniarstwo to piel\u0119gnowanie przede wszystkim pacjenta. Je\u015bli rzeczonym pacjentem jest beton to mamy piel\u0119gnowanie betonu i gra gitara, wszystko si\u0119 zgadza. <\/p>\n<p>Jest takie szacowne bo za 100 punkt\u00f3w czasopismo o nazwie <a href=\"https:\/\/journals.sagepub.com\/home\/shm\" title=\"shm\" target=\"_blank\">Structural Health Monitoring<\/a>. Editor in Chief jest the Stanford University w USA. Jakby kto\u015b nie wiedzia\u0142 to taka lokalna ameryka\u0144ska szk\u00f3\u0142ka&#8230; Czym si\u0119 pisemko zajmuje zacytuj\u0119.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Structural Health Monitoring publishes peer-reviewed papers on technical investigations of structural health monitoring methods and technologies with an emphasis on balanced studies containing both theoretical and experimental aspects. Scope includes but is not limited to: vibration, wave propagation and multi-physics methods for damage assessment; structural health monitoring sensor design and validation; SHM of metallic, composite, and new and aging structures and infrastructure\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Przyznaj\u0119, dawno si\u0119 tak nie ubawi\u0142em jak podczas lektury nowego ministerialnego wykazu czasopism w\u0142asnie w kontek\u015bcie Structural Health Monitoring. Tego si\u0119 nie da opisa\u0107, to trzeba obejrze\u0107. Jak health to&#8230; Bingo! Nauki farmaceutyczne, o zdrowiu, o bezpiecze\u0144stwie i biologiczne! Je\u015bli jako\u015b\u0107 innych wpis\u00f3w jest podobna to gratuluj\u0119 perfekcyjnie wykonanej pracy. Zielonym do g\u00f3ry! <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zti.il.pw.edu.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/shm1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zti.il.pw.edu.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/shm1.gif\" alt=\"shm1\" width=\"689\" height=\"174\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4229\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"gsp_post_data\" \r\n\t            data-post_type=\"post\" \r\n\t            data-cat=\"bez-kategorii\" \r\n\t            data-modified=\"120\"\r\n\t            data-created=\"1565084009\"\r\n\t            data-title=\"Gratuluj\u0119 poczucia humoru!\" \r\n\t            data-home=\"https:\/\/www.zti.il.pw.edu.pl\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kiedy\u015b podobno jaka\u015b szko\u0142a piel\u0119gniarska prowadzi\u0142a rekrutacj\u0119 b\u0105d\u017a wr\u0119cz studia na kierunku budownictwo t\u0142umacz\u0105c to tym, \u017ce piel\u0119gniarstwo to piel\u0119gnowanie przede wszystkim pacjenta. Je\u015bli rzeczonym pacjentem jest beton to mamy piel\u0119gnowanie betonu i gra gitara, wszystko si\u0119 zgadza. Jest takie szacowne bo za 100 punkt\u00f3w czasopismo o nazwie Structural Health Monitoring. Editor in Chief jest &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.zti.il.pw.edu.pl\/?p=4226\" class=\"more-link\">Czytaj dalej<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201eGratuluj\u0119 poczucia humoru!\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bez-kategorii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zti.il.pw.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zti.il.pw.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zti.il.pw.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zti.il.pw.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zti.il.pw.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4226"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.zti.il.pw.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4231,"href":"https:\/\/www.zti.il.pw.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4226\/revisions\/4231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zti.il.pw.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zti.il.pw.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zti.il.pw.edu.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}